Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Bartending

I bartended for the first time on Sunday.  It was quite the adventure.  This is what I learned.
  • Customers don't really want good mixed drinks, they want strong ones. 
  • You have to learn how to read lips, or you can't hear a single thing.
  • Girls are catty.  They want strong drinks, and they want them quick.
  • Black people love ciroc and patron.  (The two most expensive drinks on the menu at $10.50 for one!!)
  • Drunk people are fun to watch, most of the time.  Their either fun, or they are so ridiculous they should go home.
  • Only fat people wear belly shirts to the bar...WHY?!?

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